| Friend: | i failed my first pregnancy test today. |
| Me: | WHAT |
| Me: | i hope you are lying. |
| Friend: | failing is GOOD. |
| Friend: | -_- |
| Me: | oh |
| Me: | lmao |
| Me: | to me, failing a pregnancy test means you are pregnant, because if you are pregnant, you fail. |
| Friend: | its like a drug test, its all about them negatives |